"Cause I'm f*ckin' strong". Fans ABSOLUTELY LOVING the movie. 👏🏾👊🏾🤙🏾 #BAYWATCH🔥 OPENS TODAY! Have FUN!
CONGRATULATIONS #RockTheGQCover winner Matt Henry @imperialbeachdad! Matt's picture caught my eye (he has a huge battle scar on the side of his head) and his story grabbed my heart. Brother's fighting a brain tumor and lives each day to the fullest. 100% gratitude. That's a powerful place to be. For winning, I bought out a theater for Matt and all his friends and family and they'll watch a special private screening of #BAYWATCH. All the popcorn and drinks on me. I can't pay for the weed though. 😂 Enjoy the movie brother, get ready to laugh your ass off and thank you for inspiring me to be better. #MattHenry #RockTheGQCoverWINNER #BattleScarStrong 💪🏾 #BAYWATCH
When I bring my WME agent @bslater9 to set of #Rampage and tickle the shit outta him when he's trying to look cool for the pic. Been a real honor building global enterprise with McGiggly Giggles here over the years. He's the best in the biz. Got ya brotha! #McGiggly #BigBrownTickleMonster #BuildingGlobalEnterprise #ButNeverTooSeries 🌎
OPENS TONIGHT! Summer's BIGGEST COMEDY. He doesn't get to say that.. he's just tan. #YouPeople #DontGetThatAssWhuppedSon #BAYWATCH🔥
When I took this iconic absurdity of a picture in 1996 I was one year removed from sleeping on a used mattress I took from a garbage dumpster in the back of an hourly sex motel. Couldn't afford to buy a bed so we do what we gotta do to get by. You can imagine all the fun colorful bodily fluids I tried my best to clean off. 21 years later I'm taking the same photo backstage hosting #SaturdayNightLive for the fifth time. If you're going thru your own tough times "used mattress" stage, do your best to have faith things'll get better and always be willing to outwork your competition because you never know where life is gonna take you. And ALWAYS remember to place a soft tissue under your left elbow as to protect the fabric of the cheap ass swag turtleneck that had you out here looking like a bad ass buff lesbian. Oh and tuck the thumb in the fanny pack. Always tuck the thumb. 🤙🏾
🔥🔥 Surprise! *For the record there were no young kids in this theater. We've been having special audience screenings of #BAYWATCH🔥 across the country and the people have been LOVING the movie, which is always the most gratifying part. Last night, I surprised a packed house of about 500 fans who just finished watching #BAYWATCH🔥. You can literally feel the buzz in the air. You can also feel my mind racing the moment the girls shout "I LOVE YOU" and of course, I find my way into saying, I love you too. Well, you sound like someone I can love. A little horny. 😂 Hey, it's Baywatch, so it's all about the rated R FUN with audiences worldwide. Love U back Atlanta and thanks for the warm welcome and having fun with us! #YouSoundLikeSomeoneICanLuv #BAYWATCH🔥 OPENS THIS THURS! (special s/o to my boy Rodney Carrington for the "drunk and horny" joke. One of my favs).
Lucky stuff. 🍀 Before every big performance (big scene in a movie, big event, Oscars etc) I always wear my lucky socks. I have 5 or so pair that are in rotation. For my big #SaturdayNightLive show this past weekend, I decided to go with my lucky STAR WARS socks. Harnessing the Force like the big ass turbo geek that I am. As fate would have it, SECONDS after this pic was taken, one of my team members walks in my dressing room and says, "Hey JJ Abrams and Steven Spielberg are right outside your door!" WTF!?! Was a total surprise. I walked out, gave 'em both big hugs, they wished me luck and I told them to enjoy the show. Real cool moment. Lucky socks rule. 🤙🏾
Just a little dead man's fat, now shut the f*ck up and let it drip in your mouth. THIS THURS the dysfunctional Avenger's of the Beach arrive. #SummerBiggestComedy #BAYWATCH🔥
JOHNSON / HANKS 2020. 🇺🇸 We had a blast, as I "announced" my run for POTUS on our season finale of #SaturdayNightLive and asked my good buddy Tom Hanks to be my running mate. Congrats SNL cast and crew on a dynamite finale and THANK YOU everyone for tuning in and having fun with us. #JohnsonHanks #2020 #MorePoiseLessNoise #SNL #SeasonFinale 🔥🇺🇸✊🏾
THIS THURS. Like cocaine for your eyes, the biggest action comedy of the summer arrives. Wait, what? #YoureJustTan #BAYWATCH🔥
Honored to rock my new iconic jacket. #SaturdayNightLive #SeasonFinale #5TimersClub #AndItFitsTheOlPecMeatNicely (and thank you all so much tuning in and making it special). 🤙🏾
I've heard you, America. 2020. Tune in TONIGHT @ 11:30pm / 8:30pm coast to coast LIVE. #SaturdayNightLive #SeasonFinale #5xHost #ALilSurprise 🔥✊🏾🇺🇸