Tagged by @palmettopointers
to post "How to ____(blank) like a Vizsla".
This edition focuses on how to SIT like a Vizsla
Step 1: Remember, you is not dogs, you is peoples.
Step 2: Remember, you is not just peoples, you is ROYALTY.
Step 3: Under no circumstances do you ever let your royal butt touch the ground.
Step 4: Hoomans have objects called "chairs" that are specifically designed for your sitting pleasure.
Step 5: If no "chair" available, make sure your hooman provides you with a cushy place to sit - like their lap. Ignore their protests that you are "apparently not a lapdog". Step 6: Push hooman out of chair if necessary.
Step 7: If out on a walk, hoomans have things called "benches" for you to rest on. Do not sit on ground like a mere mortal.
Step 8: Failing all else, if you MUST sit on a hard cold surface, make sure you only sit on your haunches and balance with your tail out like a kangaroo. This ensures your butt does not actually touch the ground. This is especially important when cold out.
We now tag @pancakeandbobo
to post another lesson on how to __(blank) like a Vizsla. Shout out to @rebelandlincoln
for starting this!