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@united this is for you! You may or may not read this, but it would be in your best interest. I'm thinking there are many in this position who say nothing, but that needs to change. Whether you're dragged off a plane, hit in the face with a stroller ( American ) or taking off a plane because you need to relieve yourself ( sitting on the tarmac ) it all needs to be addressed. The flying use to be drama free, but now it's like you need to come prepared for the worst case scenario. Link in my bio! #blogof365 #mypov #myexperience #unitedairlines #blog #wordpress
$10K to give up your seat on #UnitedAirlines
Zach killing it in his stand up final! 😂❤️ #united #unitedairlines #funnyvideos #funnyshit #lol #travel #life
It has been almost 24 hours inside of the Los Angeles airport... A plane which took off only to turn around one half hour into its flight because of a "lack of ability to pressurize"; another plane delayed ten hours later so attendants can clean the Vegemite off the seats, floors, and walls of the most recent arrival from Sydney. We must move, we cannot linger. They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long... The ground shakes. Drums. Drums. In the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark... we cannot get out #UnitedAirlines #SucksMajorAss #TourismAsFuck
@rickycarmichael today is a good day bro, scored me a #unitedairlines Economy Plus seat 😜. #ballerlife
Are you kidding me right now? 😳 an all expenses paid vacation... YES please 💜
When you are done with uni but your friends aren't 😂😂😂 #unitedairlines
Bruh all these smaller companies Reyna be like #United #unitedairlines
Thicc af 😍😍😘💦💦 - @holy_shit_its_calvin •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• #memes #meme #minecraft #minecraftmemes #niceshirt #killme #die #4chan #4chamemes #rip #notmyrodrick #unitedairlines #dank #dankmemes #sus #danksus #dankspongebob #spongebob #mlg #cringe
Flight Attendant: Sir we need your seat. Jackie Chan: Try Mee Bish I'm abou dat liffffe!!!! (Chinese accent obviously....it's fuckry but u laughed) #bants #banter #dead #InstaJokes #comedy #classic #unitedairlines #planes #jackie #chan #jackiechan #kungfu #flight #attendent #fuckyouitsfunnytome
Boys flying off to Minnesota and hanging out with the captain and crew. Some airlines are nice. Flying #deltaairlines not #unitedairlines :)
Shit sign us up u can have the damn seat today , tomorrow, yesterday, and the day before yesterday every flight will be booked with United from now on dammit #unitedairlines #united #10k
It can even happen to Jerry Seinfeld. #unitedairlines #seinfeldpredictsthefuture
They are fucked 😂😂😂😂😂 #unitedairlines
The United Lounge at London Heathrow is actually really enjoyable when it's this empty! #United #UnitedAirlines #UnitedLounge #UbitedAirlinesLounge #AirportLounge #Heathrow #HeathrowAirport #LondonHeathrow
will be a perfect gift for my nephew #unitedairlines #fuckasians
👉 United Airlines will no longer forcibly remove passengers from overbooked flights and will instead offer cash incentives of up to $10,000 to free up seats. The policy shift comes after a Chicago doctor suffered facial injuries while being dragged off a plane by security. ✈️ #news #usnews #united #unitedairlines #overbooked #flights #plane #travel #transport #aviation #business #finance #pr #marketing #corporate
Best part of flying business class is your vacation starts when you get on the plane, LAX to Istanbul and then onto Rome, so far loving this Turkish Airlines flight-can't go wrong with filet mignon for dinner on our flight.....United Airlines should take notes from Turkish Airlines.... #turkishairlines #vacation #unitedairlines #steak
United airlines 787-9 holding short of 24L at LAX! If you could fly with United, would you do it despite what happened with the doctor? Why or why not?