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Disfruto lo que hago desde el humilde lugar donde lo hago. Larga vida a la música. Su majestad. #tv #show #standup #comedy #comedian #comediante #Venezuela #28demayo
What's sparking your curiosity? I'm fascinated by the beauty industry at the moment - ethics & health effects. . . . #musica #instamusic #life #inspiration #songwriter #singersongwriter #singer #create #sing #music #musician #seattle #guitar #acoustic #piano #song #pnw #wa #change #changetheworld #changeyourself #standup
Shows at the @funnybonevb have been great. Two more chances to see me open for @jeffdye. Tonight at 9:30 and tomorrow at 7:00pm, or for all you military types tonight at 2130 and tomorrow at 1900. #funnybone #funnybonevabeach #funnybonevirginiabeach #funny #standup #standupcomedy #military #navy #marines #usmc #semperfi #semperfidelis #oohrah #FunnyToTheCorps
This ol' Boi is off da clock and ready to rock! Not really caring if earlier tonight costs me a job. I know who I am and I know what values I stand for and I'm sorry if you don't agree but the moneyz don't run me. I may be young and reckless but trust me I've known from long ago that this life we live might just be the only one we got and there aint no way of stopping those precious minutes from raining down off that ever ticking clock. Go on say whatever you want to say but I don't believe for a second that I'm lazy, a bad worker, crazy, or even in the wrong. #fuckthesystem #livinglife #nosecondchances #fastlane #standup #nobullshit #iamwhoiam And side note if you want people to think that they're slaves to your company putting that bullshit sign in front of the log off computer probably isn't that smart of an idea.
Went to see Joel Dommett: Live tonight. Parts of the show were so funny, other bits not so much #joeldommett #joeldommettlive #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #theatre #show #nightout #comedy #thecastle #thecastletheatre
Llegó lo que estabas esperando el Stand Up Comedy #VIRAL con @kabetokhk, @rdelbufalo y @rolandomuchacho, un show diferente que te va a enseñar a través de mucha comedia como un vídeo o una noticia se vuelve Viral en las redes... . . Sábado 26 de Mayo en el anfiteatro del colegio Gonzalo Méndez . Entradas a la venta en @tuvip24h E/S Altavista 24 hras. . ¿Te lo vas a perder? . . Inf 0424-9529863/ 04142538016 Direct @alexabet7 @tuvip24h @rosesoflovepzo @guayanavip #guayanavip #puertoordaz #viral #standup #guayana #tueventopzo
Já tem muita gente feliz porque maio começa com um feriado e nosso convidado @rogeriomorgado chega para esquentar o clima das gargalhadas junto com a galera do @Setebelos. 📢 Rogério tem como seu maior destaque "A Divina Comédia" junto com Felipe Hamachi, Mauricio Meirelles e Danilo Gentili. 🎭 Hoje ele viaja o Brasil com seu show solo intitulado "Stand Up Universitário." 🎓 É diversão pra lá de garantida na segunda-feira. 🤣   #standup #ÁguasClaras #BardoFerreira
My first attempt at podcasting. WARNING: If you are easily offended, don't listen to my show! I share true stories about getting fingered by Tori Spelling's gynecologist, how Dr. Drew ended up talking about my butthole on the air, this embarrassing saliva problem I have, and what it's like getting plastic surgery in L.A. Listen to my podcast at: thesophiesnowshow.libsyn.com/
🎍It's avocados season eses🌸 @shesfrabulous with the stank face, @posle with the questions. . . . . #comedy #friends #avacados #eses #throwup #vagina #ladies #comedy #comedian #standup #nastywomen #nasty #seriously #wheres #my #tvshow ?
Tetapi, jika seterumu lapar, berilah dia makan; jika ia haus, berilah dia minum! Dengan berbuat demikian kamu menumpukkan bara api di atas kepalanya.... . . . . #throwback #austria #2016 #53chorwetbewerb . . . #happysunday #sunday #sundayservice #word #choirgeek #standup #art #artist #remember #alonetime #confidence #vienna #world #unlimitedfilter #instapic #samsungcamera #smile #simple #groom #like4like #likeforlike #likeforfollow
Com o politicamente incorreto, @danilogentili! Pouca polêmica! 🍀👊🔪 #danilogentili #comédia #standup #thenoite #sbt #opioralunodaescola #forzalolo
Sometimes you look too good to not post. #standup #comedy #marijuana #semperhighsesh #420
Be a voice, not an echo
What an amazing night at the Sebastian Maniscalco stand up comedy show with Ma and my Queen. Thank you Ma for being amazing and the birthday gift. Love you to the moon and back! #family #comedy #joke #funny #standup #sebastianmaniscalco #menstyle #menswear #mensstyle #mensfashion #fashion #fashionblogger #fit #fitfam #fitspo #mma #boxing #ma #queen #love #workout #datenight #birthday
"But if you want money for people with minds that hate, all I can tell is brother you have to wait." . . . . . #peoplesclimatemarch #revolution #fuckoilkeepitinthesoil #giveashit #standup #nmtrue #purenm #abqpride
Pois tá aí que consegui e amei !! 😅🏄🏻‍♀️ #standup
How can people be so apathetic? It's frustrating & disappointing that the abuser's fan club vehemently defend their hero. Even when abuse is exposed, the sheep follow their malignant shepherd, often participating in your destruction. Silence is no longer an option, people. Speak up & be heard. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• #lifecoach #narcissistsociopathawarenes2 #pain #standup #standupforyourrights #speakup #abuse #sheep #fanclub #minions #flyingmonkeys #gymfam #apathetic #noempathy #cold #darksouls #hateful #headintheground #dontsupportabusers #do_you_really_have_to_be_told_how_to_be_a_decent_human
Du ved at din smoothie bliver fantastisk, når bananen smiler til dig få sekunder inden den skal møde sin undergang 😂 🍌 Så optræder jeg på engelsk senere på Alberts, Århus. Ses vi der?🎙️(Starter kl. 20:00) #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #comedian #funny #joke #jokes #danish #dansk #danmark #denmark #smoothie #banana #banan #blueberries #blueberry #blåbær #healthy #smile #bananasmile
Я люблю тех, кто любит меня!💋😍🤗 Малыши мои, все подготовились к школе и выполнили домашнее задание?)🤓 #учительница #училка #воспитательница #воспитатель Ханум, спасибо, что дала погонять в твоих #очках, весь стол их перемерил!)))🤣😂🤣🙈 Как вам мой новый образ? Мне идёт?😊 Кстати, мой #офтальмолог заставляет меня купить специальные очки для вождения 🚗, даже не смотря на то, что у меня идеальное зрение!☝🏼 Причина проста. Если вы изо дня в день ездите за рулём, то глазные яблоки напряжены и очень сильно устают, так как идёт сильная концентрация и внимание на дорогу, особенно в ночное время 🌚. Она меня ругает, говорит, что переживает за моё здоровье и за мои глазки 👀. А я плохая девочка, не могу целый год 😱 доехать до магазина оптики 👓, всё время придумываю отмазки, лишь бы их не носить...😬🙈 🤓 Когда вся грязь народного суда Моей душе и сердцу докучала, Я посылал всех с гордостью туда, Где наша жизнь взяла своё начало! (Есенин) 🤓 Ничего не изменилось. Толпы чужих людей вокруг, и все учат тебя, что делать. И все при этом лгут. (Харуки Мураками) 🤓 То, что есть в человеке, важнее того, что есть у человека. (Артур Шопенгауэр) 🤓 P.S. Если дружба закончилась, значит её и не было!☝🏼 (Марк Твен) #целуювас #друг #милыйдруг #дружище #comedy #comedyclub #standup #standupcomedy #яводитель #водитель #школа #учатвшколе #строгаяучилка #добраяучилка #строгаяучительница #добраяучительница #новыйобраз #всехцелую #новыйстиль #прикид
Come see the man behind the wig. Tonight at 8! @thepitloft for the "Hey Guys!" Standup show. You should be on your way there now!! #comedy #standup #thepitloft
🚨PRESS PLAY🚨 NEW VIDEO ON THE WAY "OPINIONS" BY @pst_turt Ft. @vono_chamberlain_bse THIS SOME 🔥🔥🔥 FOR YAWL #SUMMER17 #PST #BSE #KINGDOMVISION #PAPERCHASIN #DIRECTOR #OHIO #STANDUP
#partimos comemorar nossos #6 meses em novo #standup do @marcoluque !! Pq vai ser a 4 vez vendo ele, mas ele merece #top!!!! E nos TB merecemos #comemoracao .... Uhulllll.... #americana estamos chegando!!! Te amo amor @reinaldovilanova !!!
Hoje foi dia de muitas remadas.. amanhã tem mais 😃 domingão promete lagoa lisinha e tempo bom 🙏🏄🏄‍♀️ 📷 @gi.notargiacomo #SupAdventure #sup #standup #supfloripa #standuppaddle #stand_up_paddle #condicaoatual #lagoadaconceicao #floripa
The only PG sign on the portopotties in front of 45's hotel. #stinkysituation #imwithher #thatguyshotel #washingtondc #dc
Neumorna @marinaorsag slavi svoj 12.ti 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉 stara, ostani dete #forever 😘👏💃 #standup #studiosmijeha
Har fått hänga med dessa begåvade komiker i metropolen Örkelljunga 🏠🏠 🙏🏼🙏🏼 en helt klart spännande kväll 🙈 ✨ #vikommertillbakaförmerkaraoke #standup #comedy @annorlundakul @tom_fredriksson @johnhoudi
TRASNOCHE DE ANGAUSTANDAP EN TEATRO DE LA CIUDAD. Hoy sábado 29 es noche de risas! 23:59 hs inicia la mejor previa que podías imaginar! ANGAUSTANDAP te trae lo mejor... ¿Te imaginas trasnoche de stand up? estos pibes van a derrapar y no te los podés perder! Boletería desde las 22 hs. #angaustandap #standup #stand #comediantes #locoslindos #trasnoche #teatrodelaciudad #risas #previaconshow #lospibestedivierten #solitoconmicrofono #preparatecontodo #hoynoseduerme
#wheresjojo @comedianjojo Humble yourself McDonald's, your bathroom facilities aren't really "extended stay" kind of place. They really down and out if they need to stay, give them a cheeseburger and some tissue! 😂😂 #justsayin #gladtobeofservice #mcdonalds #roadcomedy101 #trip #comedy #travel #ilovemyjob #standup #comedian #comedianjojo #jojocollins #hungry #cheeseburger #seriously #virusNotViral #30minorlessornextinfectionosfree 💯🚘🛫
Hoy sábado #StandUp con Elisa Gagliano, Mariel Soria y Patricia de los Ríos. Incorrección para toda la familia. Es a la gorra y además podés picar algo y beberte unos drinks locos.
🙅🏻There's no such thing as overnight success. 🙅🏻There's no such thing as a magic pill or product that will answer all of your problems. 🙅🏻Life has no guarantees and it makes you no promises. 💥💥Truth bomb 💥💥 💥Instant gratification doesn't exist when it comes to lasting success. 💥Success comes from courage, risk, hard work, blood, sweat, and tears. 💥You have to fight for what you really want in this life because no one is going to do the work for you. ✨Remember: To GET SOMETHING you've never had, you have to DO SOMETHING you've never done.✨
Stand up, sit down, recline, relax and save space with the new Space Saver power recliner lift chair from @goldentechusa at Gateway Medical! #standup #sitdown #recline   #relax #spacesaver #golden #madeinamerica #comfort #porto #hazelnut
Bora dar risada !!! #standup #jonathannemer 😂👏👏🙌
TONIGHT! See both shows for just $15! Tickets at the link in our profile. ••••• 8PM - Comedy Battle pits two teams of comedians against each other in a battle of genres. You vote for the winner! ••••• 9PM - Anti-Cooperation League uses guest interviews as inspiration for improv scenes. This week's guest is veterinarian Emily Holmes.
Oiii Sampa !! 😁Noite para dar muitas risadas ... 🙈🙌🏽 #Comedians #Abigos #StandUp #SampaTudoDeBom #Sábada
❤️💛💚💙💜~{there are people out there who will try to change u... But u can't let them BE WHO U R #music #equality #Yuri #anime #animelove #animegirl #pride #standup #kawaii #love #happiness #togetherforever
☕️🎉🌴✌🏾Amanhã iniciamos nossas atividades a partir das 09:00 com o delicioso Buffet de Café da até as 12:00 - Valor do Buffet R$35,00 👉🏾09:00 as 12:00 - Café da Manhã 👉🏾12:30 as 16:00 Feijoada Veggie 👉🏾Cardápio Fixo da Casa 09:00 as 18:00 👉🏾09:00 as 18:00 Aluguel Sup Esperamos vocês!!! #vaivegano #riodejaneiro #veganos #saudavel #dialindo #rio #vegetarianos #govegan #semlactose #semovo #qualidadevida #sup #standup #passeios #praia #barradatijuca #musica #pvtraining #chefdertoni #verao2017 #cardapionovo #veraopuravida
...... hoje é dia de risada 😂😂😂 com eles @donny_matiussi e @primarchetti e a xuxu @nandanix ..... #comedians #standup