You're trying to get Rodrick to come out. It's obvious that he's bi. He went on for hours about Cole Sprouse and Phil Lester. You, his best friend, who was out, had a huge crush on him. You wore this shirt to Rodrick's party. "What's that?" he asked giggling.
"A shirt," you replied sarcastically.
He smiles and rolls his eyes. "I've never seen it before. It's cool."
"Yeah. Well, I'm trying to get a certain person to come out."
Rodrick nods. "Interesting."
"How would you come out?" you ask. "I'd be surprised no one had figured it out yet since I'm so into Cole Sprouse," he laughs.
"I knew it, Faggot!" #notmyrodrick