1. Dont EVER order a doubles like this : "Ah doubles EVERYTHING slight to eat here...3 bara, no pepper, no cucumber, no sweet sauce, a drop of chado beni and 7 grain of channa...but EVERYTHING!" 2. If you waiting to eat and u come AFTER everybody who dey DO NOT KEEP REPEATING "Yh bai 1 slight here!!" the doubles man heard u the first 27 times!
3. Also! if yuh come last and yuh find yuh takin long to collect yuh doubles DOH CALL DE DOUBLES MAN RACIST!
4. If yuh lucky enough to have ah gyal who not stush and she accompanies you to dine in at the doubles stand, order both ah allyuh own one time nahhhh!!! Yuh keepin back progress here
5. Lastly...... you get ONE NAPKIN PER VISIT!! is every doubles yuh eat yuh hadda get a new one???? #lolmemes #lmao #wefedup #doublesmen #rules #nofilter #djtouchtoneendorceit #rofl #payyourmoney #$5