It's Saturday evening and the decent hoomans are putting their shoes on, so this can only mean one thing. They are getting ready to load up in their four-wheeled chariot while leaving me here alone for a couple of hours. They will all return home with their clothes smelling like delicious flame-broiled food, but I'll be stuck here eating grain-free kibble while they are shoveling THOUSANDS of delicious calories down their face holes. I love them, but have they never heard of bringing home a doggie bag??!! Geeez!!