10 Things ive noticed since being back in England...
1. Wearing this "Hail Satan Watch Wrestling" t-shirt in the Usa would have got me shot, and convinced the GodSquad I'm telling them to convert to satanic ways while starting a cult. Over in the UK, people just think I'm a twat.
2. I hate English roads, drivers, parking fees, petrol costs, driving a manual, and cars in general. The driving etiquette sucks people will fight to the death over one space in a queue at a traffic light 🙄
3. Its cold, and I like that, but its a change.
4. The food size is depressing, I finished a meal yesterday with no leftovers.
5. The TV adverts are less idiotic and simple.
6. Breakfast Margaritas are frowned upon... Even in fancy cups for camouflage. 🙁
7. People are so fucking rude!!! People would rather have a fight than give a compliment.
8. Jetlag sucks!
9. Ive seen more crime in the few days ive been back than I saw the entire time Stateside. Today giving Laura a lift home, we saw a crack head rob a Co op Supermarket, only about £10 worth of food but took the actual basket too. But in the Usa they use the $, so couldnt nick £10 worth of stuff if they tried! and of course they dont have Co op supermarkets, so they cant get robbed there either, So Thats a fact right there your 100% safer in the Usa! 😎
10. I prefer my Usa tactic of just buying new clothes rather than washing them, as all ive done is wash clothes since ive been back.
Some evening ramblings...
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