#highholidayhumor 5 Posts

We love a little high holiday humor. L'Shana Tova from your friends at the deli! Here's to a sweet 5778! . . . . . #roshhashanah #roshhashana #2ndavedeli #applesandhoney #iphone #shanatova #highholidays #highholidayhumor #jews #jewish #jokes #applesandhoney #newyork #instafun #instagood #kosher #funny
WHY IS NYC DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER CITIES In all other cities people get into bar fights over athletics while in NYC locals scuffle over the presidential debate. • In all other cities a “hot ticket” may be a hometown pro football game, a big stadium concert, or a NASCAR race while in NYC tickets to a high holiday service are selling for $900 standing room only and even when the entire cast of Hamilton left, one still can't get to see it until October 2017 for $1000. • In all other cities diversity is perhaps tolerated if that but in NYC every local is culturally Jewish, A-A, Latino, gay, European, Catholic, etc. • In all other cities citizens are concerned about basic medical care while in NYC locals are concerned if and when their four therapists’ vacation schedules may coincide (see above). • In all other cities high school children discuss TV, video games, and their favorite bands while in NYC middle school children are creating TV shows, video games and in a band so as to get into an Ivy League U. #funnycauseitstrue @humansofny #songsofinnocenceandexperience #onlyinnyc #theseholidayssuck #highholidayhumor #alternateuniverse #onlyinnyc #nycpride @humansofny @nytimes @culturalcounsel @nycurbanism @billmaher
Since my mom is Jewish I can say this and it isn't anti Semitic, it's humorous. That's how social hypocrisy works. #highholidayhumor #societalnorms #socialetiquette #stereotypesarearealtimesaver #thekip #nycjewishnotrealjewish #ohlightenupitsfunny
Get the pun? #highholidayhumor