#gohomeyouredrunk 32.614K Posts

Throwback to other weekend!!! πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ‘ˆπŸ’₯πŸ’Ž #tbt #thegirls #thepoint #gohomeyouredrunk
Throwback to when this sucka thought he had a chance 🎱 @nvrnotwin #9ball #dealwithit #gohomeyouredrunk #tbt #barstars
What is up with Jimmy John's? Who the hell is giving these people money!? Go home Jimmy John's, you're drunk. #ripoff #nocheese #plain #gohomeyouredrunk
What even is this? Nothing says "don't eat me" better than fluorescent green hairs covering a black body and ending to a pink, hairy point.. #caterpillar #gohomeyouredrunk
Um....excuse me Mr. Your hiding skills need some work. #spider #hideandseek #gohomeyouredrunk
32 years ago huh? Wow babe, we've made it pretty far πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #gohomeyouredrunk #imonly28tho #crazytimehop
You're drunk @nordstrom go home. First order from @nordstrom and I'm not sure if they're trying to tell me something. Seriously.. mom jean shorts?! It's supposed to be this cute tunic that I see everyone raving about @puttingmetogether Waaaaaa lol.. I know I'm light years behind on trends.. but mom jeans. That hurts my heart. Haha haha ha.... #gohomeyouredrunk #nordstrom #momjeans #bummer #shippingproblems #wheresmytunic #trendy #tryingtobetrendy
Didn't know alcoholism was considered a handicap. #gohomeyouredrunk #nofilter