"Human, you need to put the heck this phone down and get me tuna right now 😾" Yesterday as I walked to town I passed a mother and her kid (I think it's safe to assume).
Kid: "ouch :("
Mom: "aaw, are you having a tummy ache?"
Kid: "no... *grabs stomach*... It's a heartache :(" Kid, I feel my heartaches in the stomach the most too 😔