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This is the story of a poor gorilla, who had a nerve-racking encounter with this mentally deranged woman. In his own words: Pic1. I was resting and minding my own business when I saw this weird looking human approaching me. Pic2. She offered me a banana. I said "No, thanks. I'm on a leaf diet." Pic3. She got upset and began yelling "Eat it, you ape! I made you! Do as I say!" I thought that was kind of rude. Pic4. Then she peeled the banana and tried to stick it in my mouth. I was sure I wanted nothing to do with her or her banana, so I stood firm. Pic5. She finally caved in and ate the banana herself. Pic6. Then she decided we should make up and tried to kiss me. Pic7. When I said no, she told me I should at least give her a kiss on the cheek, since she was my creator??! I faltered "Please go away, human." Pic8. She gave me this terrifying look with her crazy eyes. I was thinking "Uh-oh! This is not good. Where the hell is my troop?!" Pic9. ............ 😒Btch! #sculpture #clay #clayart #clayartist #artist #gorilla #gorillaz #ape #gorillasculpture #funnystory #banana #deranged #crazyencounters
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DAVIDS OF INVENTION. In 1982, David Barrington Gimble changed the world when he invented, you guessed it, glass. He was actually trying to invent the egg timer - something else entirely - but he stumbled on glass when he accidentally spilled a batch of sand into a nearby blast furnace and found it melted into what he first thought was hot, thick water. When he collected the water he felt thirsty but knew it was too hot to drink so he cooled it down in the fridge. To his complete and utter astonishment it then turned into ICE at ROOM TEMPERATURE!!! David initially launched this fantastic new discovery as “Non-Melt Ice” but someone put some in a drink and lacerated their gizzards up and then he went to jail for corporate negligence so his boss realised it wasn’t water or ice and remarketed it using parts of his own name. His name was Gavin Larse, hence the name G. Larse or “glass” as it is now commonly known in the South of England. Today you will find “glass” in glasses as shown in the photo of David, in glasses - that you drink out of - in windows and sometimes even in pies thanks to a disgruntled production line employee. Glass is everywhere and it’s thanks to David Gimble, not Gavin Larse. #glass #david #davids #gavin #larse #comedy #tarquinkeynes #tarquin #lol #funnystory #inventions #glassmaking #glassmakers #haha #lols #humour #humor #jokes #silliness #funnyshit #funnyguy #pmsl #facts #fact #inventors #inventor #inventions