This is the story of a poor gorilla, who had a nerve-racking encounter with this mentally deranged woman. In his own words:
Pic1. I was resting and minding my own business when I saw this weird looking human approaching me.
Pic2. She offered me a banana. I said "No, thanks. I'm on a leaf diet."
Pic3. She got upset and began yelling "Eat it, you ape! I made you! Do as I say!" I thought that was kind of rude.
Pic4. Then she peeled the banana and tried to stick it in my mouth. I was sure I wanted nothing to do with her or her banana, so I stood firm.
Pic5. She finally caved in and ate the banana herself.
Pic6. Then she decided we should make up and tried to kiss me.
Pic7. When I said no, she told me I should at least give her a kiss on the cheek, since she was my creator??! I faltered "Please go away, human." Pic8. She gave me this terrifying look with her crazy eyes. I was thinking "Uh-oh! This is not good. Where the hell is my troop?!"
Pic9. ............ 😒Btch!
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