- I would like to lodge a complaint about my new neighborhood delivery guy. He has been entirely unprofessional! He threw my package around right in front of me, climbed up and danced on top of it, all while he was loudly demanding applesauce and tomatoes. And just when I thought he couldn't get any more inappropriate, he took all of his clothes off and insisted on taking a bubble bath. Please rectify this situation immediately, or I will be forced to wait 17 years and deliberately embarrass him at his senior prom. Thank you in advance for your prompt attention. Best regards, Claire.