My sinister Death Machine so aptly named, the #RedWitch. #incrustwetrust
I was minding my own business one day when Matt, @the_flat_green_bastard
, reached out to me and said "Hey you sketchy f&$kin goon check out this sleazy ass b*tch that's whoring herself out for money." So I clicked on the image and low n behold appears the Witch in her stock baby tire no lift back woods Mississippi voodoo moss covered glory. He had found the rig for sale by someone who was friends with the Chief of the rural Fire Department in Mississippi that had enslaved her after she served with the Mississippi National Guard. Naturally I thought the truck was rad, but I was actually unsure of the red at first. However I thought to myself the color shouldn't matter since I can always tell that honey to die her hair. So I told @the_flat_green_bastard
that I would offer the Department half of what they wanted for it and if they told me yes I would leave the next day and drive 1,800 miles out to pick her up. After sixteen seconds on the phone the Chief of the Department said sure I'll take that. Stunned that he accepted, I now realized I actually had to drive fifty billion miles to go pick up some greasy ass redheaded skeezebag. I had just sold my beloved crust bucket, the #Nationalguardtruck,
the rig I used to rescue CUCVs from around the country so I was stuck with making the trip in either my #Campulance
or my Jeep LJ since I didn't yet trust all the other bowties that needed so much work.
I finally decided I would rip out to the swampy backwoods of Mississippi in my badass 2006 Jeep LJ. So I hit up my good buddy, Dr. Square, @nemesiswil
and asked him if he could weld some CUCV shackle mounts to the front end of my green machine so I could flat tow that Seven Slotted American Made Yeep behind the redhead I knew nothing about. After that was all setup, I threw two shackles on the front mounts, loaded my gear, my tools, tons of spare CUCV parts, and my massive military Oshkosh towbar kit. Then I hit the road to rescue the Witch!
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