Dear Network Marketter,
I see you're trying to befriend me by fire by force. And that's fine really, I do that sometimes too, only for a completely different reason.
I like your strategy, I like your style... in fact I'm learning a lot from you. But there's one kwechun I want to ask thee:
When last did you use half this strategy to share the love of Christ?
I mean, if you knew how much your actual life depends on it, you would realise that you're a marketter not for survival but for the eternal.