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Sweat drips and all! ๐Ÿ’ฆ swipe for some complete and utter Stevie amazingness! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ you didn't think we were gonna turn up unprepared did you? #stevie #effing #wonder #hotterthanjuly (art reference photo credit to @rivetgallery, artist unknown)
Effing show week innit #effing #showweek #innit
Woken up to this!! โ„๏ธโ›„๏ธ #proper #effing #snow
So, John and I have always had a tradition ever since we started dating, that we'd send each other pics if we weren't going to see one other for hours or days. It started off with cutesy and sweet pics and this is what it has escalated to after almost 5yrs together ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #wehaveissues #whatweirdos #thisiswhywehavenofriends #couplesgoals #couples #relationshipgoals #sillyness #wtf #is #wrong #with #us #marriagelife #marriagegoals #thisdude #so #effing #funny
Yasss thank you @spotify for this really cool yearend feature๐Ÿ˜ Everybody if y'all wanna know me youd better know what music I listen to. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Obviously my ๐Ÿ‘‘BEY sits on top but I have other queens too on my charts. WHAT UP RIHANNA๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ALICIA KEYS DEMI LOVATO AND #thosearemygirls FIFTH HARMONY Thank you to all these wonderful talented gorgeous women for making 2017 sound this #effing good๐Ÿ˜ these songs empowered me and made me dance my ass off I'm 19 #bih ๐Ÿ˜‚ #spotify #music #drunkinlove #rihanna #beyonce #fifthharmony #aliciakeys #demilovato #pop #rnb #edm #dance #empowerment #confident #energyboost #sing #loud #happy #683 different songs #263 different artists and #12 different #genre #soul #artist #singers #powerhouse
I got 99 problems and burpees ainโ€™t one of them... . Sets of 9 reps (you do the math for how many), superset with deadlifts. Got to spend the hour with my favourite #swolemate @toddio22. . Came home to find the dogs had unwrapped presents. Apparently they thought Christmas came early. . 99 burpees and deadlifts up to 195 # are less painful than having to replace dog-chewed treasures ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ. . . #mommasangry #99burpees #onemoreday #99 #effing #burpees #dogshaming #christmas #deadlifts #fml #sundayfunday
There is a Springfield in 35 different effing states and you can purchase your own SPRING EFFING FIELD shirt at @urbansassafras or online at the link in my effing profile. #springfieldpix #tshirt #springfield #tshirtdesign #holidays2017 #effing
Day 2: Last Picture Disc Record You Bought Two Knights - Effing Not a fan of picture discs, so here's one with a b-side decal. #twoknights #effing #decvinylworship #vinylporn #vinyladdict #vinylcollection #recordcollection
Pretty sweet lunch spot. #ascutney #landscape #vermont #effing #rules
An #effing #beard makes #everything #better. I should have written #fucking. Well, it seems i did. ๐Ÿ˜œ #guys #dudes #beards #epic #captainamerica #marvel #fuckyeah
#Effing stop it
Itโ€™s hump day... phone a friend. FRIENDS EFFING FRIENDS EFFING FRIENDS is available on most VOD platforms in the US & Canada via Gravitas Ventures, so Rent, Rate, Review & #SupportIndieFilm FREE on Amazon Prime, Hulu & Kanopy with subscriptions. For trailer/press/vod click link in bio... . . . . . #usa #canada #brazil #newzealand #humpday #hump #effing #friendseffing #fefef #supportindiefilm #indiefilm #losangeles #dating #gravitasventures #sexandlove
"Well, perhaps not Australia." BUT I AM GOING TO AUSTRALIA!!! I haven't seen most of my family for almost two years and I'm so effing pumped to be heading back this summer for a nice long visit. Hold onto your butts Beechmont! #effing #excited #trip #home #holiday #pumped #outofafrica #australia #Queensland #beechmont #goldcoast #namibia #africa #leavingonajetplane
All this can be yours. Minus the Ukelele. Unless you separately buy a Ukelele...BUT, our Zebra Wood shades are USUALLY $100.00. But today and today only, get a pair for $45 and weโ€™ll also throw in the Bamboo Box/Case ($10.00 value). Oh and did we mention that they float? Link in bio for the ZeBrahhh! #effing #effinggear #woodenshades While supplies last. $110.00 value for $45.00!
These Hooded long sleeves are the most comfortable things youโ€™ll put on all season. Today only we are offering them for $25. Usually priced at $40. Link in bio! Put some Effing clothes on! #effing #effinggear #comfortable #comfy #comfyclothes #bird
I know plenty of people who love the #ElfOnTheShelf but he/she is not #effing welcome in my home. I'll be #damned if you get to sneak around my damn house causing messes that I have to clean up #effthat I have kids for that. #whereisthecleaningfairy? โ—‡ โ–ก โ—‡ #youarenotwelcome #gtfo #icantstandhisass #tgereareenoughcreepsinthisworld #forfree #parentlife #parenting #parenthood #christmas #holidaytraditions #traditions #getadamntree #christmastrees #lights and #wreaths #dammit
Updated: Thank you for all the instastory love on the Carrot Cake I made! Hereโ€™s the back story: For some reason, Disneyโ€™s carrot cake in Anaheim resonated with me when I visited for the first time at age 34. Somehow, I scored the recipe and made it for my Italian family, which you can imagine, were ambivalent to it so I never made it again. (P.S. we donโ€™t eat holiday ham either for all of yesterdayโ€™s poll voters). Long story short, fast forward to a few weeks ago where I was craving carrot cake in Jamaica. Never actually scoring a piece (the resort didnโ€™t make it that week, the restaurant had run out and refunded me, etc.), I was adamant on making it when I got back. Originally meant as Thanksgiving dessert, Iโ€™m glad to have baked for new homeowner friends instead. And everyone loved it, including my parents! When I told them I made it so many years ago, they had no recollection, but Iโ€™m glad this carrot cake really made everyone smile today the way it did me 7 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜Œ. #westchester #poundridge #914 #cake #westchestereats #dessert #dessertporn #carrotcake #thanksgiving #housewarming #homemadeisbest #baking #foodgasm #instagood #feedfeed #f52grams #disney
I๏ธ like to play with...TISSUE BOXES, stuffed animals are alright, TISSUE BOXES, an old toothbrush, fake telephone, my pajama pants, TISSUE BOXES, my dinner plate. Tissue boxes. #that #effing #smile #tho #williampeesondaddy