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Still time to order for Christmas delivery! @nationaletching
Me every single time. #nocomparison #donteven
Shout out to my best friend Elizabeth. She's the best I'm so happy with how close we have got over the past months I love all the stoopid things we have done and talked about. I'm really glad we have become such good friends. 🍌🍍 #wesmilealot #matchymatchy #8daystillchristmas #pineapplesandbananas #yeahEmmaisokaytoo #donteven #just #no #stop #hashtag
Do not #Tri me, for you will be #Delt with. 🤓
When someone says "can I have some of your coffee" 😐😐😐😂😂😂☕☕☕ #donttouchmycoffee #donteven #mycoffeenotyours
The group of 'absolute lads' on my train keep farting so I've cracked out these bad boys in revenge #lads #farts #cheesefest @me">#donteven @me #homeforchristmas
Apparently, the shield in my high-end microwave is made of cardboard and looks like trash to my kids, although no one will admit tearing up this expensive part while I’m yelling and ranting and raving at them (imagine that). How do *you* teach your kids to respect property that’s not theirs, even if it looks like trash to them? Also, pray for me, because I think I’m going to bust a gasket. #BustAintAWord #DontEven
Their dad wants us to wait so that he can decorate GB houses with them, so we’re going to spend the day trying to avoid eye contact with this part of the kitchen. 👀 #dontlookatthecandy #donteven
"We went outside. " #end #story . #freezing #friday #donteven #ftw
I think my lovely friend @sarahkiriliuk will know the deep, deep significance of this little gem. 😎😉 #donteven #growup #lawofattraction #ilovetoronto #gratitude #hohoho
Youtube search FOE ZAY #rip 4rin #donteven #samemanchnigga
When he tryna be funny, but he ain't! #haha #no #donteven #itsblue #somethingdifferent #love #living #keepsmiling
Oh, hi there. You think we need stricter gun control? Taking my Washington MAST. Thanks gov for laying it down. @sheshouldlead #guncontrol #myass #carcontrolNOW #washington #alcoholservices #alcohol #permittoserve #BOOM #donteven #ditchthecar #fuckcars #lookinthemirror #honesty
💯💯💯❓❌🚫 middle of the night and u got the munchies!, u just stare at it like "if u wasn't noisy af I'd kill it all!" #forreal #cake #noisy #fornoreason #cakeboss #donteven #lmao #munchies #hungry
Dad come on how could you let her do this to me 😒 #doesmybuttlookbig #donteven
Happy Anniversary, love. You’re my light...my rock...my forever. ❤️ . . . . . #2pickels #happyanniversary #love #lovetheoneyourewith #wecleanupnicely #luckyme #sly #donteven #thatlookthough
😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈 for the female friendlys and their male counter parts these days cause they're all shit talking bitches!! Bring this device back so we can publicly see your silly asses! 💯💣🖤🖕🖕🖕 #junkies #trash #thinktheirshitdontstink #dontoccupy #your #time #withnasty #people #imso #donetrying #muzzle #your #bitchs #yourlies #donteven #make #sense #karma #iscoming #foryou #oldschool #techniques
✔️ Steady handing out attitude adjustments this week. #glam #donteven #please #eyeroll #focused #attitudeadjustment #lately