"I'm like girl that was great, talk about a connection
Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?
She like yeah that was nice, I enjoyed myself
She like can you reach that shelf for my phone?
I'll take care the alarm
I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"
She like yeah, we just had sex
What did you think?
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
No, I I hadn't thought that far ahead
But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?
Oh, can you not tickle my hair?
It's just a personal thing, it's not you
Okay sorry for doing it
No, no, it’s just a personal thing, it’s not you
Okay cool. Yeah
Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?
Only thing I know is that it's cold
Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA?
Well, I can't compare them they're so different
Y'know what I'm sayin?
Yeah, for sure
She like apples to oranges
Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do?
She like he in the Army
Uhh, do you fuck with the war?
She like huh, what did you just say?
Huh, like just now?
Do you fuck to the war?
No, I don't fuck with the war
I'm like no, I don't fuck with the war
Just don't know how to react to the forces
I should have just thanked you of course -
Uh, why would you thank me?
Uh, I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay
While we on the topic
I been actually thinking about some shit
About the Army and Navy
What if tomorrow is the day
That the fucking aliens came
And invaded our nation?
Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?
So not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherfucker
Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us
And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate
Without a hint of intimidation?
Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?
Granted I don't know the alien heart, but
You get what the fuck I'm sayin?
Like what the fuck would it be like?
Would they be like Earth go hard?
Or is it just another conquest?
Or would they be like damn earth go hard
They was harder than Simian"
pillow talking- lil dicky