#boyagiveaway 326 Posts

Country: USA #BOYAGIVEAWAY *in southern accent* Boy(a), I really love Boya's art (I tried to do a pun but idk if you'll get it bc it has to be read in a specific way but OH WELL)
America #boyagiveaway @boyaishere • "what is the most powerful office tool? The ruler!" • I'm so sorry that was terrible.
United States!!! #boyagiveaway @boyaishere @thurston.jpg what do you get when you cross a rethorical question with a joke. . . sorry.
USA #boyagiveaway (bad jokes bellooowwww) . . . . Knock knock (who's there?) The cow goes (the cow goes who?) NO! the cow goes MoOOoOooOooo,,, knock knock (who's there?) Hula (Hula who?) *makes popping noise* (get it? Hula whoop,, hoop.... okay I can't go on) . . . okay more: did you hear about the two peanuts at the park? One was as-salted,,, did you hear about the guy who was hit in the head with a soda can? He was lucky it was a soft drink,,, why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house- knock knock (who's there?) The chicken,,, I'm reading a book on anti gravity, it's impossible to put down,,, I'll probably add more later oops
#boyagiveaway because I love you and I wouldn't miss this chance ~~~ Slovakia ~~~ also here's your joke ;) ~~~ What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
New Zealand!!! #BOYAGIVEAWAY
United Kingdom #boyagiveaway * * * Wear heelies to take away your feelies! /America's suitehearts, but I must confess, I'm in love with my own sins!/
ITALY 🇮🇹 ✌🏻 #BOYAGIVEAWAY You asked for stupid ass jokes so now here we go: -"Why can't a bicycle stand up? ....Because it's tWO TIRED." -"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? ... Because the Pee is silent." -"Have you heard about that new drug that came out for people who are addicted to anal sex? It's called Trinoacetol" -"How do you call an uncomfortable interaction with an oak? ... OAKward" -"..A dyslexic man walking into a BRA. (that's lame yeah)" -"What's green and has two wheels? ...GRASS, I lied about the wheels." -"What's black and has three wheels? ....ME, I LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING". - ...I'll stop now. _ I usually don't like to post random things in here because well, this is an ART account, but... if you know me well enough you should now I'm in love with this guy and I WANT THAT poster. So I'm trying✨ @boyaishere
Texas #boyagiveaway Josh eats a burger? Josh Bun Josh goes to a park? Josh Fun Josh gets a job at a church? Josh Nun Josh tells a joke? Josh Pun Josh exercising? Josh Run Josh smiles? Josh Sun Josh gets first place? Josh Won Making jokes out of Josh's last name
#boyagiveaway United States
Usa #boyagiveaway -I remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket- "hey wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?" -Whats a shovel's opinion on moving dirt?- hE DiGs iT -What did the scissors say when he interrupted the couple dancing? -"mind if I CuT iN??"
RUSSIA || #boyagiveaway @boyaishere . . . the joke is... you're straight (:
BRAZIL What kind of bees make milk? Boobees (boobies ha ha.. oh) An extra one! two cannibals eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks, 'does this taste funny to you?' #boyagiveaway
BRASIL what kind of bagel can fly? a plain bagel #BOYAGIVEAWAY
India 🇮🇳 🕺🏻 #BOYAGIVEAWAY @boyaishere
[ CHILE ] #boyagiveaway ~~ Man, I don't know any good joke but last night I had a dream were you went to my hometown (ha) and gave me a bracelet and we had like a pijama party? And you were hot af but you never show your face so I didn't know how I knew you were hot but today you showed you face in your story and it was the same I dreamed about and that's creepy dude. It might be a signal that I deserve to win the giveaway? 😆 Anyways, love your art and I hope to win ♡
United States. It's your Bøya giveaway. #BOYAGIVEAWAY
@boyaishere offensive joke: what's black and sits on top of a staircase? • Stephen hawking when his house burns down. • • • #boyagiveaway
ESTONIA. I freaking love Boya's art asdfghjkl #boyagiveaway
what type of whale is best in bed? a sperm whale that always humps back united states #BOYAGIVEAWAY
#boyagiveaway So I think that @boyaishere is an amazing artist and is just super super talented! Lots of love coming from Canada🍁 What does Gerard get every year for Thanksgiving?? Pumpkin Pie, motherfucker
America #BOYAGIVEAWAY i have a good joke... My life
#BOYAGIVEAWAY 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 PRIVET FROM UKRAINE! Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a carrot слава Україні Героям слава /smth in ukrainian/
AUSTRALIA @boyaishere #BOYAGIVEAWAY // why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.//
australia #BOYAGIVEAWAY why did donald trump ban cheese shredders? - to make america grate again
#BOYAGIVEAWAY U.S.A what do you call a pencil without a tip.... Never mind there's no point.
@boyaishere Thank you for this opportunity! I live in Georgia, United States!! #BOYAGIVEAWAY
#boyagiveaway ~●Stay Alive Skeleton Clique●~
I'm from the USA #BOYAGIVEAWAY Joke: Why did the waiter only take Josh's plate but not Tyler's, cause he wasn't Dun. HahaHAha
UK Okay so entering these amazing artists giveaways :) Boya's art is amazing, I love the dimension and colour he puts into his work. Mary's stuff is also damn beautiful, the highlights and the likeness she gets in them is A* But yeah in summary if I haven't convinced you yet go check them out and follow them :) #marys10kga #BOYAGIVEAWAY
#boyagiveaway I put u on the nostril bc I thought it looked like a booger lol (Oklahoma)
What did the taxi driver say to the wolf? // "Where wolf?" // America #BOYAGIVEAWAY
Czech republic #boyagiveaway @boyaishere I might delight you with some puns, but I don't feel like throwing out any lamps What does a grizzly craftsman do? He works with his bear hands You go to a bakery. But it's no ordinary bakery. The pastries and all baked goods sing. You realize you always dreamed of a going to a breadway show. When I'm hungary I go czech the fridge, but seeing a turkey covered in greece quickly changed my mind I am dun and deeply apologize for how bad those were. Not my best😂
#boyagiveaway United States Here's a bad joke: What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
USA || #boyagiveaway joke: how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you can throw
----Canada----Honestly their art is so amazing I can't take it!!!! #BOYAGIVEAWAY
#boyagiveaway It's Germany right here 💪 I'd try to force a lame joke but I think my tries are alr a joke so- Keep rocking man 👌 @boyaishere #giveaway #boyaishere
United States boi #boyagiveaway
#boyagiveaway United states :D What do you call a shopping Dino? Dinostore What do you call a flying Dino? Dinosoar What did the Dino do after stubbing his toe? Dinoswore
U N I T E D S T A T E S #boyagiveaway
#boyagiveaway United States {what happened to the cannibal who showed up late to dinner? he got the cold shoulder}
》this is, of course, not an usual post for this account but hey, it's worth a try. Okay, @boyaishere I'm from South korea (seongnam to be exact) and yeah. Oh and guess what: why did chicken cross the road? . . . Because it wanted to fucking die :)) #boyagiveaway
UNITED STATES #BOYAGIVEAWAY Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the trash can's house. Knock knock? (Who's there?) The chicken.
Finland! 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮 @boyaishere #BOYAGIVEAWAY
#boyagiveaway I live in the United States of AMURICA @boyaishere
#boyagiveaway I live in the gay ol' USA (In this case gay means happy and this statement is complete sarcasm) @boyaishere
Rocky hearted mountain chick you make my heart go tick - Bob Duncan Fish r GUD - Beyoncé #BOYAGIVEAWAY (Australia)
my country; Finland #boyagiveaway @boyaishere 🙌🙌🙌
•{New Zealand #BOYAGIVEAWAY My life. ^That's the joke lol}• @boyaishere @spaceboy.dun @sayu.spamz I'm so lonely lol pity me
singapore • #BOYAGIVEAWAY • most people call me sam but you can call me tonight ;)
singapore • #BOYAGIVEAWAY • most people call me sam but you can call me tonight ;)
USA• what did one chicken say to the other ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ur my wingman ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #boyagiveaway
🇭🇰hong kong🇭🇰 What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll #BOYAGIVEAWAY
SWEDEN🇸🇪 Here's a lame joke: where do animals get their tails when they fall off? the RETAIL store. Seriously it's the lamest joke ever but it's kinda funny idk😂 this is my only open profile, I know I haven't posted in like ages but I needed an open profile to enter this contest✨ #BOYAGIVEAWAY
Ye I'm from Serbia #boyagiveaway . Joke time?? My jokes are lame but OK. I wish I was like MCR. -Famous? Non-existent.
#BOYAGIVEAWAY sweden so in swedish, a bee is called "bi". naturally, that means bisexuality is commonly joked about being sexual attraction to bees. but do you know what it's actually called when you're sexually attracted to bees? BEEstiality. @boyaishere
Italy, #boyagiveaway @boyaishere i hope to win lol🦋 (Deleting later)