Daily Dose of Inspiration #299/365.
In today's busy world it's hard to keep track of your senior. No doubt your disoriented old-timer is constantly trying to escape to find a bingo parlor or silent film theater. The Shock Collar for Seniors® is your go-to solution for keeping seniors in their place! The hand crafted leash keeps them tethered to you at all times, and the shocking mechanism provides hours of entertainment. It's our job to take good care of our senior citizens, and to discipline them in a humane manner — with a strong electric shock to their aging brain! Pick up your collar, today!