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It was one of these white cockroaches, used to the filth, eating slowly her meal that consisted in a piece of rotten potato and an equally rotten tomato (1). Not long after, a mouse, infected with the bubonic plague, came along and said: "Miss, yesterday I had the most extraordinary adventure. I was in a remarkable place, I'm sure you will never find one like it in your life." The cockroach went on eating.
"The place astonished me", the mouse went on, "so wide and different from everything I've ever seen in my life as a rodent" (2). Cockroach still eating. "Imagine, if you will, I found it by accident. I was walking down on one of the underground cavities that I always use to travel, going in a house here and there in another, when suddenly I realize I'm in a place I don't know. I walk in further and suddenly I'm in the most remarkable kitchen. The floor as clean as a mirror! Mirrors so clear that was almost blinding! The pans so polished you wouldn't believe it! The stove was shining! The walls, not even a stain! The ceiling as clear and white as if it had just been painted! The cupboard so well cared for that it smelt like perfume! There wasn't dust anywhere, not even a match on the ground..."
At this point the cockroach couldn't help herself. She raised her hand to her mouth in a spasm and protested: "That's horrible! You always tell me these disgusting stories while I'm eating!"
Moral: To the Virus, the Penicillin is a disease.
Moral II: Ecology is relative.
(1) Making a lot of people jealous.
(2) Mouse gnaws. It's its fate.
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