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What really happens during an eclipse by @zachking follow @ifyouhigh
My 3 year old thought of this one. Also shoutout to @picsbyrobert who made the best one and I think the first one
Alors ? ๐Ÿ˜ โ€ข Tag un pote โฌ โ€ข Abonne toi pour une surprise ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ‘‰ Follow aussi notre second compte : @special_connerie ๐Ÿ”ฅ
the only #eclipse i care about honestly ๐Ÿ˜‚ #rebel #rebelcircus #lol
Now in jumbo size ๐ŸŽฏ( @sweetkaratemoves)
So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he went off." I said "baby why don't you slow-fade these guys don't be so direct lol". Um, nah. HELL nah. She proceeds to send me screenshots of dozens of thirsty texts this dude sent AFTER she had basically ceased communication. By then she got no choice but to ice u, and then SHE gotta be the 'bitch' smh. Now I could see how men might get they lil ego crushed when a girl say "dude I wanna bone u." But u wanna know the bigger issue? By the time she had to be blunt with u, she done sent 17 carefully worded ass texts tryina curve u but u so damn optimistic u turnt into Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like meโ€ฆending up together?" Mary: "Not good." Lloyd: "You mean, not good likeย one out of a hundred?" Mary: "Iโ€™d say more likeย one out of a million." Lloyd: "So youโ€™re telling me thereโ€™s a chance!" That's u bruh. Her: "ok I could probably maybe meet up for one drink but I gotta get home and wash my hair I have meetings tomorrow!" <-- curve. Her: "haha that sounds fun but it's a hectic week for me ๐Ÿ˜" <-- curve. "Lol nice" <-- literally never text me again please ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Men y'all gotta understand if she like u, she gon let u know. U be like "aye baby u free Wednesday?" It don't matter if she free or not - if she fuck wit u, she gon do the mostest. "I'm actually in Milwaukee that afternoon for meetings but building in 90 minutes for the drive if I speed, I could come by at like 11 and tuck you in? I'll be in work clothes but I can sleep in one of your t shirts ๐Ÿ™ƒ" <-- Mikey, she likes you ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‚. If I can leave u with one thing: LISTEN when she try to talk to u. HEAR what she saying not what u WANT to hear and she won't have to drop a bomb on u. Ya get me!! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“ธ: Reddit u/mascary)