Singer, comedian, and lover of people everywhere!
Who makes these???
Finally got that new NES laserscope that all the cool kids are talking about!
Thanks to one of my favorite synthwave bands,
for sending me this sweet shirt. I love their music so much!
I enjoy love songs!
It sure did!
One more of me and my pool bros. I miss Jersey already!
Hahahahaha! Me as a sophomore in high school!
The blue Jewish lion in its natural habitat. (📸 by
My lifelong friends
, and I pretending that we don't know where the camera is.
This is me around 4 years old, passed out on a couch. Not much has changed
Sometimes I'm very disappointed by the things I see in my home state of New Jersey. (because I really wanted to put my child in that bag.)
Chase the Wonder Dog rescuing me from 3 feet of water
Summer sprinkler fun with the nephews!
I went to the Turtle Back Zoo and rode this sweet bullet train! All aboard for adventure at 5 miles per hour!!!
Here's another throwback to when I grew a terrible mustache! One of my top 10 fashion decisions!
Throwback of me on Bourbon Street. 10 years ago I think!
This made sense in context I swear
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