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Rude
The only thing better than Netflix and chill πŸ‘†πŸΌThere’s a reason this is our #1 best selling throw pillow cover πŸ‘‰πŸ»Link in bio. @shopbetches #shopbetches
I'd watch
Anyone down?
Prob a little of both
I'm basically in Law & Order @biglukethefreak
I don't have time for safety
It's only gonna be a few cool people and you better be one of them byotch πŸ’πŸ½ Our famous standup comedy tour is coming back THIS Halloween weekend 10.28.17 in 7️⃣ cities nationwide. And did we mention it's a boozy costume brunch? Just don't show up as a zombie bride/ex-wife. LINK IN BIO to find out more and buy tickets or just go to πŸ‘‰πŸ½ betches.com/betchesofcomedy
Yearbook goals
You came. You shopped. So we restocked your fav suede hat. Get yours early before they sell out again. Exclusively at @shopbetches. Link in bio
Yes these are lipsticks and they're amazing. Love them? We can totally hook you up with a prescription. Our matte lipstick pills collection in collab with @winky_lux is here & more glam than ever. If you buy all 4 shades you receive a complimentary glitter balm & holographic makeup bag. Free shit for days. Link in bio. #shopbetches @shopbetches
Any suggestions? @notskinnybutnotfat
No pretty filter needed. Shop our 4 new chic matte lipsticks with holographic bag and free glitter balm πŸ’‹ link in bio @makeupbylips
Fashion goals
SOS send DayQuil
Killing it Joshua
When the real me comes out.
Who am I?
We're doomed @betches_sup
Happy Monday